Pitch Opening Ceremony

Great Goal Keeping	Izzy repels boarders	Wrong side of stick again!	Shot	And again!	Side of stick OK - not much else!
Father humiliates son	2 minutes in - knackered!	Dabber dabs	President dribbles	Dan dares	and wins
I remember him at 15	Strictly not dancing	Crossbar comes loose	100% cotton - proper hockey	Phil makes a save!	Martin dressed for the occasion
Helen Martin and Ben	Ben Rea National Hockey Foundation	No bus yet	Helen gives lovely speach	Jonesy taught me all I know!	Snip here
Bobs your auntie	President plans fishing story	It was this big	Thanks for the scissors	Martin gives a nice speach	about octopus?
and school days	while Helen warms the Moet	a small prayer for the future	and that's mine	Martin gets the Jonesy joke	Presidential duties
thanking our guests	my fourth point is	Still no bus	lest we forget	Stick obstruction demonstration	Premature Barratt flick
Too vertical Abba	That's better	Sam has sex for the first time	Recession?	U16 girls	Mon4 ready to hammer the U16 girls - very happy
Mon1 prepare for Players crunch	Helen1	Helen2	John gets emotional	Tony demonstrates complete lack of stick orientation	Crowd about to turn ugly
Martin and Geoff fight ribbon	Ben nods off	Point #1	3 will come along at once	Pete points out the President	No expense spared ribbon wise
Shall I ?	I name this ship ..	.. pitch	watch those fingers	at last it is open	Presidential duties - again
twist the bottle not the cork	I'll catch it	anyone got a glass?	no ... typical	GB Captain bemused	speaches over?
I hope not	It was this big really	Martin agrees